Things I've learned from television and movies.

I’ve watched quite a bit of television and a decent amount of movies growing up these are things I’ve learned from them:

1. A knock on the head can make someone lose or regain their memory
2. Giving an emotional speech in court or to someone you have feelings
for will always work in your favor.
3. If it's not in the rulebook an animal can play on any sports team.
4. Babies are born in less than a hour and with a full head of hair.
5. Having two dates on the same night can be tricky but,can pulled off.
6. There just may be a long lost cousin you don't know about.
7. Just about anyone can fire a gun with near perfect accuracy.
8. The housekeeper can give good advice or funny one-liners.
9. You can make a radio out of a coconut.
10. A superstar athlete or celebrity can always give you advice on a particular problem because they went through the same thing.
11. Hair brain schemes just seem to work.
12.Don't underestimate nerds.
13. There is a good chance your next door neighbor will be wacky and or intrusive.
14. A mad dash to the airport can save any relationship.
15. Unconventional methods of training can have positive results.
16. You can scare a group of teens and a talking dog with trick
lighting, mirrors, and a rubber mask
17.There are bad Russians and good Russians.


18. The evil twin has a goatee or an eye patch if we're lucky both.
19. If there is no Santa then there is no Christmas
20.Pairing complete opposite detectives somehow works.
21. If there’s a rag tag group of misfits in a police department or sports team they can always over come any odds.
22. People from the future are bald and wear trench coats.
23. Cousins can be twins.
24. In the future there will be flying cars and robots lots of robots.
25. If you're a free spirited teen with an uptight over worked parent be careful you may switch bodies.
26. You can drag around a dead body and have people think it's still alive but, only for about a weekend.
27. If your car can talk it's either inhabited by the spirit of your dead mother or your sound advice giving partner that has a charming
English accent.
28. Just because he's a kid doesn’t mean he can't be a doctor.
29. A catch phrase never hurts.
30. One man can take out a whole army of bad guys.
31. If your family needs money for something there will be a singing contest where prize is that exact amount.
32. If there is a “will they won't they?" relationship trust me they will.
33. One hand clap after a moving speech or event can start a wave of applause.
34. If a detective knows one more thing, you're busted.
35. Whatever you do don't go alone to checkout that noise.
36.Don't hire these guys

37.You can reach most people at 555-4909
38. Time machines can be Deloerans, phone booths,and hot tubs.
39. Dogs and cats are sworn enemies.The same can be said about cats and mice.
40. Some doctors and scientists are the most attractive people.
41. If you’re a free-wheeling bachelor there is a chance kid will show up claim that you’re their father.
42. A detective can be teamed up with a dog, a kid, or someone who is their complete opposite.
43. During prehistoric times they have all the modern appliances we have now but, they’re just wise cracking animals.
44. You can build a robot child just be prepared for a lot of mix ups and misunderstandings because it will not compute.
45.I would avoid eating Soylent Green, trust me on this one.
46.If things are getting boring don't worry a cute kid will show up to make things fun again
47.If you and your friends start a band please don't cover any Ace of Base songs.
48.One day you'll wake up and realize that Bed and Breakfast you ran was a only a dream.
49.If there's a slight mix up or misunderstanding hilarity will always ensue.
50.If you don’t understand something don’t worry Clarissa explains it all.
51.In the future there are no roads.
52.Don't bother competing against Parker Lewis because he can't loose.
53. Brothers can have same name such as Daryl or Pete.
54. Aliens most likely want phone home, be taken to our leader, eat our cats, or want to take over the world.
55. There's a kid that can smell ice cream.
56.You can be safe from an explosion that is a few yards behind you.
57. If you get a pet that multiplies in water and you can't feed after midnight is not worth having.
59. If you back in time(there's a good chance you will) be careful what you do because it can effect the space time continuum.
60. If this guy shows up your show is doomed
61. It doesn't hurt to double check your toilet for bombs

NOTE: This a satire please don't take this too seriously.
If you want you can point out which television show or movie I've referenced.